Who invented the skip?

Now if you thought De Jong’s tackle in the World Cup Final was bad

Emile Heskey: A tribute

This clip pretty much sums up his England career. He can console himself that the other 10 England players during the World Cup weren’t much good either

Happier times, England v Germany 1966… in Lego!

And miles more entertaining than Sunday’s shambles. At least I have Holland in the office sweepstake.

England v USA Lego Stylee

Robert Green’s attempted save still looks bad even in Lego

adidas meets Star Wars = World Cup ad

Snoop Dog, David Beckham, Han Solo and Storm Troopers!

Now if you thought Robert Green’s mistake vs USA was bad

He has previous - as part of the goalkeepers’ union I do have some sympathy

Football is tame these days

For those of you who didn’t see it on the BBC World Cup highlights earlier … I give you the Battle of Santiago from yesteryear