Fake cakes - my mum's knitted cakes
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Bye bye thelondonpaper
So thelondonpaper will be no more. At least now it can live up even more to its environmentally friendly claims!
Money, money, money
No not the ABBA classic, instead what the lucky people at this cash point in Hounslow got when it kept giving out £20 notes instead of £10 notes. Even better they don’t have to give the bonus money back - the jammy sods!
Hefty sprinter takes part in World Athletics...
via thesun.co.uk Wondering how long it took for The Sun sub editors to come up with the “Usain Bulk” headline? My guess is quicker than the 14.5 secs it took for the American Samoan athlete to finish the 100 metres At least she can justifiably claim she is the world’s fastest shot putter (NB. she actually failed to qualify for the shot put)
Reasons Liverpool won't win the league
Currently watching Spurs v Liverpool on Sky, and if Liverpool play like this each week they won’t win the League. But more scary for Reds fans … look at that subs bench!